How to be Cool: Wear a Christmas Sweater
Are you tired of all the mandatory Christmas-themed parties you go to every year? Did you ever think to yourself: “Gee, I wish there was something I can do to make my small talk and standing-around banter more interesting.”
Well, now you can!
LA Police Gear carries its own line of Ugly Christmas Sweaters, and things get a little spicier this year. We’re adding three new designs to the mix, and they’re all awesome, as you may have already guessed. These are sweaters that bring the warmth and fuzziness of a regular ugly Christmas sweater, but they will make you exceptionally cooler than everyone else in the room (unless someone else is also wearing one of the LA Police Gear Ugly Christmas Sweaters).
The sweaters are designed in-house, and just like our designers, the LA Police Gear Ugly Christmas Sweaters are fun, edgy, and cool. One of the sweaters is so edgy that we can’t show it anywhere except for on the website.
The first sweater is for the secret (and not-so-secret) zombie hunters who have everything ready in the case of a zombie apocalypse. Everything, of course, except this sweater with a design that serves as a warning to all zombies out there. The second is titled “Naughty Gingerbread Men,” which I think is self-explanatory. The final one is “Kiss Under the Mistletoe,” with a coincidental placement of the mistletoe that opens up the sweater to multiple interpretations.
If you want to be the life of a Christmas sweater party or be the centerpiece of a conversation, grab some before they’re all gone!